How to do The Sex:
- hold hands
that’s it that is the sex, enjoy
when i was in 6th grade this girl spread rumors about herself that she was pregnant with triplets and even pretended to have contractions in class but when we asked her how she got pregnant she said she held hands with her boyfriend and his sweat got through her pores and impregnated her
(via amoying)
(Source: awkwardrabbit, via lolzpicx)
(Source: l-i-ll-i-a-n-a, via amoying)
![tastefullyoffensive:
[via]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/edc6061f771ab74a75f503bd572376ba/tumblr_mkt6snuV2D1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
[via]
This is the cutest little thing!
i would make my friends sleep in the little cage thing
thats where the peasants sleep.
oh my god i didn’t realize that cage was for a pet i thought it was some kinky love dungeon type deal i’m 1000% done with myself right now
no it’s a kinky dungeon thing don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
KINKY LOVE DUNGEONS FOREVER!
(Source: diescheisse, via bowdowntomyvagina)
I think I did it wrong
brb died
9__9
(via bowdowntomyvagina)
(Source: getoutoftherecat, via amoying)
