April 2013
lapra:
internetexplorers:
How to do The Sex:
hold hands
that’s it that is the sex, enjoy
when i was in 6th grade this girl spread rumors about herself that she was pregnant with triplets and even pretended to have contractions in class but when we asked her how she got pregnant she said she held hands with her boyfriend and his sweat got through her pores and impregnated her
the-doctors-snog-box:
ohsnapitsnik:
sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:
IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER
“no dad you don’t understand me”
finding emo
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
gaaraofsuburbia:
tctisi:
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it.
WAIT
20:13
2013
vocaroo:
i’m gonna name my kid burger so his full name will be burger mcgrillen and yah he will get bullied in high school but he will 400% get a job at mcdonalds
thoracs:
killerqueenglados:
daughter-of-glados:
killerqueenglados:
thoracs:
so if you’re watching toy story 3 in spanish does buzz speak english?
Actually no
What does he speak then? Korean?
He continues to speak Spanish.
well then the spanish speaking audience missed out on quite a joke
steadymobbing:
steadymobbing:
i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey
so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out...
lordoftheinternet:
you know what’s adorable?
cat feet
look at them
aww little toes
kitties
believed:
nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4
